Selling Calenders... Stormtrooper Style

So, because it was Halloween tonight, I hope that people got out and/or did something interesting. I dressed up in armour for work, which was amusing. There was a range of reactions, from Wow, that's really cool, to eh.

Small Children scared: 2
Small dogs scared: 1
Star Trek Magazines Read: .5
Total Calenders sold: 1

And I'm an idiot. You have to turn the oven on to cook a pizza, not stick it in there for twenty minutes and expect it to cook anyway.